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Donald Trump Hypes His P*nis At Bad Tempered GOP Debate

American business mogul and front-line aspirant for the Republican party presidential ticket, Donald Trump early Friday(CAT) stunned the world with reassurances about the size of his member in response to thinly veiled attacks by opponent, Senator Marco Rubio.

Trump reassured the nation that the size of his alleged penis is adequate in response to provocative remarks made by Rubio earlier in the week.

“He hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands, I’ve never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands?

“And, he referred to my hands — if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee,” Trump said.



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